cosmictuesdays:

nadiacreek:

coelasquid:

deformutilated:

Fudge recipe on a headstone

I feel like I should make this just to be able to say a dead person taught me how to make it. Maybe I’ll do it for Halloween.

I desperately hope that she spent her entire life telling people that they could have her fudge recipe “over my dead body.”

That last comment is absolutely worth reblogging.

usaforafrica:

I imagine fuck her right in the pussy guy has like a whole bunch of monitors set up at his house and has like cameras set up all around areas near him and he sits watching and waiting for a news reporter and when he sees one he’s like “it’s go time” and puts on that one hoody and uses his secret underground tunnels to get there super fast

comicshans:

I googled ‘knockoff mcdonalds’ and was not disappointed

equihisss:

i did a thing for equiu5 again

iraffiruse:

Frozach Submitted

hellabutts:

nocogsorwheels:

e-m-e-t-t:

Red? I think it’s red. 

I basically did this once and it’s how I got pink eye.

I can’t tell if you’re making a pun or if you’re telling an actual story.

Either way, I’m still laughing.

n0cturnal-state:

Ariesimage

Taurusimage

Gemini: image

Cancerimage

Leoimage

Virgo: image

Libraimage

Scorpioimage

Sagittariusimage

Capricorn: image

Aquariusimage

Piscesimage

caraknightley:

once a girl in my biology class asked if the sun had bones

christinefuckingchapel:

more tamakyo because i’m trash. (more ouran text post edits)

http://h2ojinx.tumblr.com/post/95354889066/nluh-basedgosh-bikenesmith-im-really

nluh:

basedgosh:

bikenesmith:

im really tired of europeans on here reblogging posts about racism in america and adding shocked disapproving comments like “get it together america lol” as if there isn’t an enormous amount of racism in europe and as if it wasn’t the europeans that…

kite117:

And I would have gotten away with it too if it weren’t for you meddling kids and your talking dog

thebabbagepatch:

holy shit holy shit holy shit holy shit holy shit

lancecharleson:

joeywaggoner:

squigglydigg:

 submitted:

Disney’s tribute to Robin Williams at the end of Aladdin. 

That’s… actually really beautiful.  Well done, Disney.

I actually watched Aladdin on Disney Channel a few days ago and not only did they show this image at the end of the film but they showed the entire movie completely commercial free. That’s how much they appreciated him.

Well done Disney, well done.

Now that’s some grade A respect from Disney right there.

tortillah:

teacher: maybe we should move the test?

me: image